- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
when i see a cute boy
I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded
Oh my fucking god I laughed for about five minutes
dont let the hemsworths fool you australian boys are NOT cute or nice theyre all ratty as fuck and gross and they WILL try to steal ur wallet ok
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time
there is an entire population of people whose first penis they ever saw was pete wentz’s
Let me be the little spoon so I can rub my butt on your junk
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
- juliet: romeo, romeo where art thou romeo
- romeo: ayy lmao
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills